A Doggone Moneymaking Venture!

What is one thing that people love the world over, yet there is a significant shortage of them?

Dogs.

Thats right. Dogs. If you check the studies, time and time again it shows that for every 1 human, there is .0003 dogs. That means often times, families and friends have to fight over dogs in order to adopt them as pets.

In order to make money off this scheme, you must have a big backyard and two dogs of opposing sexes with their genitalia intact. Acquiring these dogs requires a visit to the local pound. Often times, the pound may charge for the animal...so its best to simply request to bring the animal outside so you can get a better look at him in natural sunlight rather than fluorescent lighting.

Once you are outside the confides of the pound you may leave with your two new animals. It is best to park some distance away from the pound so in the event that what you did is "illegal" (this may vary based on municipality), it makes it more difficult to track you.

When you arrive home, place your new money makers next to each other. If mother nature is up to the task that day, the animals opposing genitals should come together and you can watch your wallet fatten with each awkward dog grunt.

Several months later the female dog will give birth. Sell the puppies by placing ads around the neighborhood. Advertise them as a "rare breed" of "exceptional" quality and charge $10,000 per puppy. You will be living in the fa$t lane in no time! Now That's Rich!

Now Thats Rich!

Here’s a plan for making money that is so simple you probably feel very stupid for not already thinking of it. Step one, wherever you go, look around and see if there’s money available. Step two, take any money that is, in fact, available. If you see a dime in the gutter, pick it up! That’s ten cents towards a yacht that you didn’t have previously.

But it doesn’t have to be all gutters and mall fountains! What I truly recommend to make this strategy work is that you attend a fancy party at a rich friend’s house. At some point say loudly “Oops, I left my expensive cellular telephone in my coat pocket” and go into the room that all the coats have been placed. Just like poor people often leave coins in the street, rich people often discard used and/or unwanted money in their purses and/or coat pockets, so search them vigorously.

If someone else comes in and asks what you’re doing it is likely that they are a fellow money enthusiast. To throw them off the scent of available cash tell them that you dropped quite a bit of your money on the bed by mistake, and all of the bills fell into various pockets and/or purses. Often times they will assist you in retrieving your new monies, if this happens it is best to give them a $1.50 tip. Now that’s rich.

Get Rapping To The Beat

As many of you may know, there are many people in the entertainment business that have made millions of dollars. The secret is to find a niche where you too can reap the profits. The easiest way to get a break in the industry is rap music. Think about it for a moment: The rap music does not require much talent at all. You just have to string words together about killing people and pimping women and drinking malt liquor and people give you money. All you need to do is get some "fat beats" and write a few dozen song about killing women and you will get a million dollars from the record labels. Thats Rich.

Frozen Credit

You know what people like in the wintertime? Warmth. It is one of their favorite things. Some people will pay upwards of thousands of dollars per year just to stay comfortable. There is money to be made off of this comfort, you might be thinking, but how? Fire is free, you might be thinking, but how could I make money off of selling fire?

Well the answer is you can’t but that is what this blog is here for. As a natural money saver, I have a knack for getting costs down and balances up. Think about it. When is heat free? Well during the summer it is. In fact, in the summer people pay money to get rid of their heat. That is the secret no one realizes. If you save the heat from summer you can re-sell it to neighbors when they could make use of it during winter.

This is what you do. First you will need a box, make sure it is airtight. I would recommend the videotape cases that you sometimes see for VHS cassettes. Sometimes they are free behind video stores but consult with the google and local laws to ensure its ok to take them. If you get them during the summer they come pre-filled with heat so that saves time and money. Then you can sell this packaged heat on cold days in winter. Just go to peoples houses during the winter time with several boxes of the warm air and open them up for instant warmth and money profits. Now Thats Rich!

Window$ of Opportunity

How many people do you know that want to know whats going on outside but don’t actually want to go out there and check? Probably a lot. I can think of at least a whole bunch off the top of my head. So how can one safely determine events without becoming a victim of circumstance? Simple. Windows.

Now you might be saying that hey what about myself, I already got [sic] a bunch of windows and so does everyone else. How can I make money off of that?

Well that is what this blog is for is to inform you of $ecret$ like this. Here is what you do. It requires a small investment where you go purchase some saran wrap. Then you start going around to different places and look for a place that has some old windows. Then you approach the owner and inform them of Energy Savings using new technologies. Everyone knows that if you got good windows, then you will have more money due to savings.

So you basically take the windows out of their Window House™ and replace the windows with the saran wrap. That is the energy savings. You would probably want to do this during the spring or fall as most temperate climates wont be extreme so they wont notice the difference. Then you keep their old windows in a storage facility and accrue interest on them. Then you can either sell those windows to a place. Check the phone book for "Window Purchasers". With the interest you accrued on these windows, you will reap the profits. NOW THAT’S RICH!

Why do I do this?

People often ask me when I am questioned about my seminars, blogs, and informational packages what motivates me. Everyone wants to know why I do what I do. It was not long ago that I was wrestling opponents on the beds of pickup trucks covered in hay and dirt to earn enough income to feed my family. It was not glamorous or fun, but it was what I needed to do in order to keep us alive. I suffered shattered bones, a crushed ego, and several dead or eaten mules.

I knew there had to be more to life than just wrestling and eating my mules in the off season, so I decided to take action. It took a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and urine...but I eventually developed a system that has worked for me and shot me to the top. Every day when I get up, I see the stuffed corpse of one of my most recent mules that I ate and it reminds me why I do this. It reminds me why I need to keep going. It reminds me of the awful taste of roast mule.

Thats Rich!

In such an unstable economy, the latest trend in stretching the dollar has been the "Rummage Sale". This type of sale consists of piling crap in your driveway and allowing neighborhood residents to come look at it and offer money. The rummage sale can be a sure fire way to earn lots of money if you play your cards right.

The first thing you will want to do is get a fine piece of art. If you do not have one of your own, find one at a thrift store. Make sure it looks sort of priceless and important. Find a friend or family member who can drop by your yard sale as a "famous art critic" and when there is a large crowd of people. Have him/her gasp at the priceless painting you are selling and offer $20,000 for it. As you are about to close the deal, have this person realize they have misplaced your checkbook and have them loudly say "I certainly hope no one else sneaks up and offers you a similar price while I go to my van to get my checkbook!". This will plant the idea in the minds of other rummage sale patrons. Have the art critic walk very very slowly back to the van, and this will give the other attendees ample time to pay $20,000 for your painting, which they will. Thats Rich.