A Doggone Moneymaking Venture!

What is one thing that people love the world over, yet there is a significant shortage of them?

Dogs.

Thats right. Dogs. If you check the studies, time and time again it shows that for every 1 human, there is .0003 dogs. That means often times, families and friends have to fight over dogs in order to adopt them as pets.

In order to make money off this scheme, you must have a big backyard and two dogs of opposing sexes with their genitalia intact. Acquiring these dogs requires a visit to the local pound. Often times, the pound may charge for the animal...so its best to simply request to bring the animal outside so you can get a better look at him in natural sunlight rather than fluorescent lighting.

Once you are outside the confides of the pound you may leave with your two new animals. It is best to park some distance away from the pound so in the event that what you did is "illegal" (this may vary based on municipality), it makes it more difficult to track you.

When you arrive home, place your new money makers next to each other. If mother nature is up to the task that day, the animals opposing genitals should come together and you can watch your wallet fatten with each awkward dog grunt.

Several months later the female dog will give birth. Sell the puppies by placing ads around the neighborhood. Advertise them as a "rare breed" of "exceptional" quality and charge $10,000 per puppy. You will be living in the fa$t lane in no time! Now That's Rich!