Here’s a plan for making money that is so simple you probably feel very stupid for not already thinking of it. Step one, wherever you go, look around and see if there’s money available. Step two, take any money that is, in fact, available. If you see a dime in the gutter, pick it up! That’s ten cents towards a yacht that you didn’t have previously.
But it doesn’t have to be all gutters and mall fountains! What I truly recommend to make this strategy work is that you attend a fancy party at a rich friend’s house. At some point say loudly “Oops, I left my expensive cellular telephone in my coat pocket” and go into the room that all the coats have been placed. Just like poor people often leave coins in the street, rich people often discard used and/or unwanted money in their purses and/or coat pockets, so search them vigorously.
If someone else comes in and asks what you’re doing it is likely that they are a fellow money enthusiast. To throw them off the scent of available cash tell them that you dropped quite a bit of your money on the bed by mistake, and all of the bills fell into various pockets and/or purses. Often times they will assist you in retrieving your new monies, if this happens it is best to give them a $1.50 tip. Now that’s rich.
