Secret Tip to Earn Income:
Buy a house in a less than desirable neighborhood. Make sure the mortgage is less than $5000. Live in the house for a year. Just go to the bathroom in a bucket if necessary. When friends ask where you live say to them "it is a mystery" and shrug your shoulders and quickly change the subject.
After the year of residence is up and you have paid a portion of the mortgage, begin putting up fliers around town that you will burn the place down. This is legal to do in many american cities due to laws (ask a local lawyer for more information or consult a library). Make sure that you charge roughly $8 per person for attendance and once you sell 1000 tickets...you will have $8000. Then, you can burn the place to the ground and reap the benefits of massive profit. That's Rich.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
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