Sunday, January 11, 2009

Thats Rich!

Secret Tip for Wealth:

Find someone with a successful small business in your area. Study a lot about what it is they do. Study it and watch them like a cheetah watches a gazelle. Buy an expensive suit and after you have enough background information on what they do, go introduce yourself. You should dress very fancy when doing this. You want to create a strong impression that you are a tyrant with an iron fist in the same line of business as them. Make sure to talk in a loud voice and present lots of documents. Usually a manilla folder with papers in it, and a thick enough moustache is proof enough. Once you have intimidated them, they will usually sign over the title of their business. When they do this, tell them they still need to run it and you will "oversee the ventures". Never give away that you do not actually work at another small business. Collect the checks as they roll in. That's Rich.

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