Monday, January 12, 2009

Thats Rich!

Now That's Rich: Celebrity Edition

In order to acquire funds you can also ask celebrities for money. For my example we will use British pop singer Amy Winehouse. She won many awards for her efforts as a singer throughout the years and is respected by many musical journalists both in these United States and also in the Europe.

Before following these steps please make sure that all the information provided is in accordance with local laws and regulations. Check with a local lawyer or a nearby library and type "laws" into Google.

The first step is to call her on the telephone and say "Hello, this is your local cellular phone provider and the bill is far, far past due. In order to ensure quality phone service could you please pay the balance at once?" Now you may be saying "How do I get her telephone number?". Its easy. You just check the phonebook. Once you find the listing, then you call her and ask for the balance of her cellular bill. If she agrees to pay it, tell her the credit card machine broke and they had to special order the parts from Buffalo so its gonna be down til Sunday and even then who knows if Gary is gonna get a chance to fix it. Tell her to just send the cash to your address. Thats Rich.

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